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Weekesy
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Post subject: Advice on revenge  Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 8:28 pm |
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Heres the story: one of my mates, Turch, that goes to my school and is the lead guitarist for my band, recently had a fall out with a girl. Their relationship was good. They went out on a few dates, but that was stopped by exams. However, she stopped talking to him and came back a few months later wanting to go out again. She then left Turch after thier date, and dident reply till next eyar. She then misteriously turns up out of the blue wanting to be friends, by had found a boyfriend. Turch is a criminal mastermind as is able to pull off the most crazy of revenge attacks, but he cant think as any good ones off the top of his head (as he used a few on other girlfriends,).
Any suggestions? I mean any.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 11:48 pm |
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thermite on her forehead..
that'll get everyone laughing.
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Master X
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:54 pm |
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Provide examples of previous revenge tactics, I'll get a better idea of what we're looking for.
Perhaps bring up a past problem in conversation that could make for awkwardness between her and her new manwhore?
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:34 pm |
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Keep em coming. ANY IDEAS. Involving her pc, job, awkward situations whatever. All input is very good.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:08 pm |
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Oh here we go, slight removal of one of the main cables in her PC. Hopefully they have to take to get repaired.
Financial Terrorism ftw
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 5:17 pm |
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How about......
flicking the voltage indicater on the psu of her pc.
Fry every component inside. Thats if it has one.
Old and crappy basic ones do, not uBer gaming ones.....usually.
rofl.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 12:53 pm |
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Nah, something not as overkill would be better cause then they pay for some guy to tell them somethings unplugged =D
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 8:50 pm |
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Lead Guitarist you say? Well that's easy then. Grab all your amps, rent five gigantic stacks, two concert sized subwoofers, set em all up on her front lawn and play a powerchord. The resulting noise should be a large "thump"
You'll wake up six hours later in a smoking crater, but rest assured she'll be gone for longer than a year.
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The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best there's ever been"
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 9:46 pm |
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hehe.
i remember the last time i played a power chord.
Amp was on 11.. Fender..
Never again shall i do that.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:29 am |
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Lest we forget
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The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best there's ever been"
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:32 am |
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Maulfox wrote: Lead Guitarist you say? Well that's easy then. Grab all your amps, rent five gigantic stacks, two concert sized subwoofers, set em all up on her front lawn and play a powerchord. The resulting noise should be a large "thump"
You'll wake up six hours later in a smoking crater, but rest assured she'll be gone for longer than a year. You sir... are a fucking genious. _________________ Waiting for the Messiah to come is like waiting for the straight piece in tetris. By the time it comes, the mountain of accumulated shit is so high that your fucked either way.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sun May 31, 2009 1:41 am |
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Why thankyou kind sir
*tips hat*
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The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best there's ever been"
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 6:05 pm |
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And you'll have a smoking crater...surely you can use that for an inground swimming pool or something
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:09 pm |
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or you could... uhh..
use it to store exploded bombs.. yeah..
how about that.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 12:12 pm |
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Way to contribute Ari.
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The Devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet
Johnny said "Devil just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once you son of a bitch I'm the best there's ever been"
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:48 pm |
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i try my damn darn hardest. 
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:12 pm |
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Of course! It's so simple! I finally have a place to store my exploded bombs! I'll move them right now!
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 12:49 am |
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oh, just dont forget ear plugs man.
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 9:20 am |
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and dont forget to plan how your actually going to get away from their house... hate to be stuck in front of a house of people that you just caused titinus (constant ringing in the ears) to... 
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Post subject: Re: Advice on revenge Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 6:21 pm |
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I'm sure the giant exploded bomb storing crater is more then enough distraction for you to sneak away
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